respond

A program that decides to not work for a period of time, due to it being busy or it is processing something, and sometimes no reason at all. Also, some programs can do this for forever and literally piss you off instantly and wanting to force quit the program in Task manager or in severe cases, throw your computer out the window.



Respond
To answer, to reply, to say something in return.
Example:
A poor example:

John: HELLO R U THAR

Martin: Yes, I am here.

John: u just responded, rigt??/?

Martin: Yes. Yes I did.


Thirst Responder
A thirst responder is someone who follows the firefighters in on a scene of a crime or a crisis with a water bottle and they really hate that hes there. Cause he just squirts all the people in the face that are in peril and the firefighters are like we are trying to save this person. The thirst responder is like "They look thirsty to me" and he like squirts them in the face. The firefighters dont know where he came from but its a sad story when you really go back in time. The poor guy watched someone thirst to death in a building that wasnt on fire. After that he thought anyone who was in trouble is probably thirsty so he carries water and Gatorade around with him. The police just cant catch him cause hes wanted for a lot of things like not being the place where hes supposed to be


Superficial Responding
When someone says something to you, you ask them to repeat it and still don't have a clue about, so rather than asking them to repeat again, you stimulate a variety of different responses such as;
Nodding your Head
Smiling and Looking at The person
Looking Down
Agreeing
Looking Concerned

This method of reply is often useful when speaking to people with strong accents, or old people.
Example:
Dan: Wow thats a nice watch, how much was that?
Ted: What?
Dan: How much was your watch
Ted: Yes *Smiles* (Superficial Responding)


First Responder
First Responder,
Some guy who is the first guy in line for that free pitcher of beer at the Brewery.
Example:
Volunteer Fireman Bob is such a worthless asshole he calls 10 times a week begging for a keg of beer for his fireman's summer party. Why he must have heard somebody got a SSDI disability check and he's the first responder to beg for that money.


Dong Respond
When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.
Example:
Ugh Alex just texted me, I'm gonna have to pull a Dong Respond.


Please respond
Used by either autistic nerds, or ironically by alphamales. Autistic nerds will commonly say "please respond" as a panic response when texting a girl who doesn't respond within 3 minutes.
Example:
Guy: "Hey"
Girl: "hi"
Guy: "I always had a crush on you since middle school, i just never had the courage to tell you. Do you want to hang out? I mean, I don't mind if you say no, but if you want to we can totally hang out. :)"
Guy: "hello?"
Guy: "Please respond"

Or used Ironically

Girl: "Heyyy"
Guy: "You should be an archaeologist"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Because I have a large bone to be examined"
Guy: "Please respond"
Girl: "hahaha okay ;)"


cafeteria responding
When your man only reads your texts but, doesn't answer. He picks what texts he wants to answer. Like when you are at a cafeteria picking what you'd like to eat. You choose what you want to eat.
Example:
Ugh.... Chris is the king of cafeteria responding.

My boyfriend is cafeteria responding me but, answered his best friend.


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