Bum Finger
Scratching/
stroking ones
ass crack, then gently
brushing finger/s under victims nose, so they catch a horrific scent...WARNING: It is possible to become obsessed with sniffing your own fingers
Bum Finger
by CaptainMorgan'sMum on Sep 07, 2011 00:32:08
The Fingering of somebody's ass crack to maximize pleasure. Can results in nails being
snapped off and
internal bleeding. Bum Finger ussually takes place after a good bout of fart eating
leap frog which creates of lots of sexual energy and vibes.
Example:
"Catch my fart in your mouth
Amelie then jump over me and fart in mouth, it really makes
me horny!"
"OK! But can we do Bum Finger afterwards because i've been
priming my fingers all weak by sticking them in my own shit"
bum finger
by Sebastian Ro-Fo on Dec 08, 2013 01:16:09
Bum Fingers
by Jonathon Locke on Aug 15, 2008 09:27:06
The expession used to describe one's fingers after one has satisfied their habit of picking their
anal passage. The individual associated with this habit is Sir Steven of
Stechford. Rumour has it, the
bum fingers of the master of this art, can be caught by scent from over 200 miles away.
Example:
"Steve, get
your bum fingers away from me."
"
Steven, I can smell your bum fingers"
"Where is Steven?"
"Probably sitting at home with his fingers up his bum"
Bum Fingering
by Doodleface on Jul 04, 2009 18:56:08
Finger bum wank
by FessSquad on Jun 01, 2022 17:10:47
This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how
giddy a friend,
colleague or a familiar is.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly
to get laid.
Example:
Man 1: " I got a
2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only
the village bike Mr
sloppy seconds!"
Finger bum flank
by DoctorZig on Mar 04, 2016 18:32:59
Example:
Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know
Reza was setting him up,
face on for a
finger bum flank
Finger bum bill
by Finger bum bill on Oct 25, 2022 00:13:08
Guy who tries to put his finger in
your bum when
your mum makes you have a
bath with him as a young kid
Finger Bum Wank
by J-Boner! on Aug 13, 2008 23:36:22
Putting your finger in
your bum to aid
wanking if you have taken a load of
oats and it's taking a while!
finger bum wank (FBW)
by lazycouchpotato7 on Jun 21, 2006 11:33:57