Unsuspecting brown force
by snortyP on May 15, 2021 16:58:11
When you’re going to
use the bathroom (#1) and you let out a fart and shit unexpectedly comes out. Similar to a
shart, but you’re not wearing pants and you’re sitting on the toilet.
Can also be referred to as “
brown thunder”.
Example:
Person 1 “BRB bro - I gotta go
take a leak!”
Person 2 “ Okay I’ll wait
here for you.”
15 min later..*person 1 returns*
Person 1 “ Sorry I took so long - I thought I just had to pee but I got hit with the
unsuspecting brown force!!!”
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS
by weave on Nov 25, 2003 14:11:21
The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a
jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline
homicidal...if not homicidal...so
take heed, dawgs!
Example:
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his
Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury.
Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be
saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
Unsuspecting
by The Original Agahnim on Jan 26, 2022 03:27:06
Example:
Roberta Ford was a seemingly timid and bashful person with no common sense,
wet behind the ears, but it was all a
sheepish facade, she was actually a cold, calculating machine trying to prey on the unsuspecting sheep people that had their backs turned.