von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.



von dutch
1. to exploit and commercialize a culturally significant person, place, thing or idea by an outsider with no cultural significance themselves.
2. to ignore a person and their principles for the sake of their own greed.
Example:
the local artist who cared not about money or copyrighting was venomously von dutched by the yuppie enterprise in la la land.


von dutch
Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.
Example:
dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.

smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?

dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!

smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*


von dutch
A line of clothing that goes back to a very racist man who was openly racist.
Example:
How can Usher hold his head up high when his Von Dutch tee be from a racist guy?


Von Dutch
Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.
Example:
Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.


Von Dutching
To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Example:
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.


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