von dutch
by jip leafy on Sep 19, 2003 12:47:57
1. to
exploit and commercialize a culturally significant person, place, thing or idea by an
outsider with no cultural significance themselves.
2. to ignore a person and their principles for the sake of their own
greed.
von dutch
by JT Money on Mar 08, 2005 06:33:42
Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A
tortured artist like myself, but raped by the
mass media in a
frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.
Example:
dick: Hey I'm wearing
Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.
smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?
dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!
smart guy: I'll be
layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*
Von Dutch
by Luigi on Aug 07, 2004 04:46:58
Extremely
ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like
Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a
goob, which is the idea.
Von Dutching
by LordShrekkicus on Mar 02, 2018 13:56:33
To defile a human being by explosively releasing
Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a
booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be
Von Dutched.
Example:
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you
Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God,
who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have
low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.