fuckton
by Marc on Dec 12, 2003 07:15:04
1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very
heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.
Syn:
assload, fuckload, shitload,
shitton, beaucoup
Ant: jack shit
Example:
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have
a fuckton of work on my
puter.
2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be
sportin 17 fucktons.
3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
Fuckton
by Motehr Fucker, I'm Awesome on Oct 28, 2011 07:19:51
fuckton
by MK GT FKT on Oct 30, 2004 04:42:30
The mass of
a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere
around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.
Example:
A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.
806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.
941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.
fuckton
by justaguymakingupdefinitions on Nov 10, 2011 14:00:18
Seven actual
tons, or the amount of water
expelled from the leaves of a full grown
Oak tree per day.
fuckton
by cliff2001 on Jun 24, 2009 00:54:55
Fuckton
by jaacuwtai on Apr 20, 2010 07:47:30
A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one
elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7
tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.
Example:
Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs
a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry,
I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of
mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?
fuckton
by Dr. Sebs on Sep 20, 2010 10:31:46
An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in
grams of all the woman the average man would like to
fuck in his
life time.
Fuckton
by therightword on Jul 10, 2010 08:36:19
An excessive, overwhelming, or
overpowering amount of something.
A fuckton is not a standard unit of
measurement but rather an excessive amount of something for the situation at hand.
Example:
Dude, ten
policemen busted our party and there was only fifteen of us there. The same amount of cops busted our last party and it had over
five times more people. I don't know why they sent
a fuckton over this time.
Fuckton
by LeTrollski on Oct 09, 2011 05:37:55