a fuckton Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

a fuckton

more than a shitload

fuckton

by Marc on Dec 12, 2003 07:15:04

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

Example:
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

Fuckton

by Motehr Fucker, I'm Awesome on Oct 28, 2011 07:19:51

A measurement used to describe theoretical objects. Equal to exactly 2 Shitloads + 12 Assload.

Example:
Wow, there is a Fuckton of of idiots here.

fuckton

by MK GT FKT on Oct 30, 2004 04:42:30

The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

Example:
A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.

fuckton

by justaguymakingupdefinitions on Nov 10, 2011 14:00:18

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Example:
Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

fuckton

by cliff2001 on Jun 24, 2009 00:54:55

is = to 100 shit loads

Example:
today i have a shitload of work

this week i had a fuckton to do at work

Fuckton

by jaacuwtai on Apr 20, 2010 07:47:30

A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7 tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.

Example:
Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?

fuckton

by Dr. Sebs on Sep 20, 2010 10:31:46

An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.

Example:
Yo bro.. what number is bigger than infinity?

A fuckton bro... a fuckton.

Fuckton

by therightword on Jul 10, 2010 08:36:19

An excessive, overwhelming, or overpowering amount of something. A fuckton is not a standard unit of measurement but rather an excessive amount of something for the situation at hand.

Example:
Dude, ten policemen busted our party and there was only fifteen of us there. The same amount of cops busted our last party and it had over five times more people. I don't know why they sent a fuckton over this time.

Fuckton

by LeTrollski on Oct 09, 2011 05:37:55

Many, many times more than a shitload.

Example:
Rob: I heard that barney snorted a shitload of crack.
Ron: That's not even close, Charlie Sheen snorted a whole fuckton.

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