Jedi Mind Tricks
by Adept on Mar 26, 2005 07:11:13
A rap group from philly thats made up of
Vinnie Paz/
Ikon the Verbal Hologram,and Stoupe the Enemy of Mankind. Vinnie raps and Stoupe produces and they got a sci-fi style to their music.
Example:
The math, kings of light
departed in wrath/So where you gonna stand when the
Elohim return/Seven great stages throughout the ages say you burn/It's my turn to shine/I
redefine the crystalline-biological structures, implanted in your mind/So I find the deaf, dumb and blind/And bless 'em with science, and leave the blind ones behind
Jedi mind trick
by S. W. F. on Jun 03, 2005 15:21:32
A method of persuasion that works as well on Earth between
Star Wars Fans as it does in the greater Galactic Empire. SW fans will go against their better judgment to participate in the trick.
True Story:
Video Store Clerk: I see you are renting Episode I.
Renter: You will not charge us for this rental.
Video Store Clerk: I will not charge you for this rental.
Renter: And you will
waive our late fee from last week.
Video Store Clerk: I will waive your late fee from last week.
Example:
Another True Story:
Officer: Do you mind telling me where the fire is?
Speeder: I'm trying to get to the opening of Episode III.
Officer: Then I can understand your hurry, but you really need to slow down.
Speeder (waving hand): You will not write me a ticket.
Officer: I will not write you a ticket.
Speeder: You will thank me for wearing my seatbelt.
Officer: Thank you for wearing your seatbelt.
Speeder: I can
go about my business.
Officer: You can go about your business.
Speeder:
Move along.
Officer: Move along.
Komori Mind Trick
by SlimShady:) on Apr 28, 2011 09:16:37
A crazy ass
mind fuck that makes people go from one place to another really really really fast. It involves a rope, string, and other
untold items. There are very few people how know of it and have
mastered it.
Example:
Toby: Where did they go?
Carlos Spicy
Wiener: We went right by you!
Toby: How?
Carlos Spicy Wiener: The power of the Komori Mind Trick!
Jedi Mind Tricks
by poopmonger31423412 on Jun 08, 2009 08:32:21
Quite possibly the most blasphemous rap group ever. Consisting of Vinnie Paz (formally known as Ikon
the Verbal Hologram) and
Jus Allah as
M.C.s with Stoupe the Enemy Of Mankind on the beats.
There was some shit with Jus Allah awhile back but it's all good now.
Example:
Lyrics from the Jedi Mind Tricks song, "Heavenly Divine"
1. "Hologram burns churches
Murders by sticking a crucifix through your cervix"
2. "Broke into the Vatican and strangled the Pope with his rosary"
3."Sharp blades slash your
vitals
Recitals will fight you and entice you to burn Bibles"
4."Divine purpose, for
the Remi that's in my
thermos
Wait and see we'll stick you with needles that's hypodermic"
These are all from the same song, I'm not making this up.
jedi mind trick
by The Spooky Twigg on Oct 29, 2004 23:38:39
The
mind trick is something used by
Jedi's to persuade people to do things as they wish them to go. This is generally achieved by
the Jedi waving his hand slowly in front of his face and speaking slowly and clearly what they would like the person to believe.
This is often used in jest for when you are trying to persuade someone of something and it isn’t going very well.
Example:
Guard: Do you have any
identification?
Jedi: *
waving hand* We do not need any identification.
Guard: You do not need any identification.