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warmer

Scottish slangword for someone who has no clue, generally unlikeable and who gets on your nerves.

Warmers

by Death Machine on Jul 13, 2008 02:29:46

12 post drinking chomp items glazed with love, created by a machine and brought forth to this world via conveyor belt. Placed in a box which is set on your lap for the car-ride home. The warmth which radiates from this cardboard treasure chest into your loins assures you of the miracle to come.

Example:
"Warmers run bro...No you go...Faggot! I went last time!...Fuck you, I'll go."
"Sorry man, I have no change for you, I spent my money on Warmers. Get the fuck away from my car before I stab you in the fucking face with my Jim Wagner Reality Based Blade! Mother Fucker!"
"Kill that Warmer bro, before it becomes a Lone-Ass Lefty."

warmers

by RainbowSampson on Jul 06, 2008 02:36:40

A box of warmers is a dozen hot fresh-off-the-line donuts from Krispy Kreme, and you better get the traditional glazed. Available in the mornings and evenings while the neon sign is lit, and embodying a degree of deliciousness that leads to vigorous consumption.

Example:
"Making a warmers run"
"yeahh, fuckin' warm-ass warmers dude"
"who ate the lone-ass lefties from last night, that was going to be my goddamn breakfast"

Warmers

by SLK4 on Feb 13, 2010 12:56:03

Those people who believe the supposed warming of the earth is being caused by humans, specifically, those of the industrialized nations. They, for some reason, ignore the fact that the earth has been around for four BILLION years and its temperature has been increasing and decreasing during this whole time. The science on AGW, as they call it, is not only Not Settled, but is being found to be corrupted (see ClimateGate).
They have the same religious zeal as many of the Truthers and Birthers.

Example:
Al Gore, All Liberals, All Socialists, and most Democrats are "Warmers".

Warmers

by SLK4 on Feb 13, 2010 12:47:05

Example:
Al Gore, All Liberals, All Socialists, and most Democrats are "Warmers".

Warmer

by A commenter on Jul 31, 2009 06:13:30

Radical left fringe environmentalists view of Global Warming as being pretty much caused by man. Typically reject contrary science and evidence and advocate alarmism, turning any recent weather phenomena into additional evidence for their belief pattern.

Example:
"It's really hot. A Warmer would say that since heat waves were predicted to be caused by Man Made Global Warming, this heat wave confirms it"

"A Warmer would say that hurricane was made stronger by the coal plants' CO2 emissions".

"A Warmer claimed his tomatoes matured early this year which meant we are causing the planet to get hotter".

chair warmer

by not happy Jane on Aug 13, 2009 22:28:50

A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them

Example:
Paul: Why can't Jason do those reports?

Shane: Because he is just a bloody chair warmer!

Bed warmer

by FlamingPsycho on Jun 02, 2012 01:04:20

A man or woman that a person keeps within a relationship for the sole purpose of not being alone; Company in bed at night and a sexual playmate. The bedwarmer doesn't always know it and is under the impression that the person actually loves him or her.

Example:
Ann: Why do you keep him if you hate everything about him?
Jane: I get lonely at night and I don't want to just sleep around with random men
Ann: So he's just like your bed warmer then?

Cock warmer

by Etak_soda on Sep 09, 2011 14:48:16

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.

Example:
Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."

bench warmer

by tranquillo on Jun 07, 2005 23:33:48

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

Example:
"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

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