prossy
Prossy
Short for "Processor" which is essentially the brain of any computing device. Two major processor developers are AMD and Intel.
Example:
My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.
My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.
prossi
It's a short way of calling someone a prostitue, like if you are telling someone off.
When you are calling them a prostitute it doesn't have to be literal, it's just another way of calling someone like a slut.
When you are calling them a prostitute it doesn't have to be literal, it's just another way of calling someone like a slut.
Example:
Person A: Your such a slut!
Person B: Your a hoe!
Person A: Who are you calling a hoe you prossi!
Person A: Your such a slut!
Person B: Your a hoe!
Person A: Who are you calling a hoe you prossi!
APD (Anti Prossy Device)
A device that consists of a fork with the centre two prongs broken off. It is used to defend against the prostitutes of Magaluf.
To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.
The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).
It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.
The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).
It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
Example:
APD (Anti Prossy Device)
Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."
Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
APD (Anti Prossy Device)
Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."
Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
Prossie
Prossy
A derogatory term for a prostate; the male version of a pussy. This term originated in a conversation pertaining to advocacy for females around the world.