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wind up

to annoy or upset someone

wind-up

by CJ2222 on Oct 02, 2005 01:11:41

Mainly UK, especially south-east England. (v) To use information (true or fictional) to provoke, tease or deceive. (v) To invent with the intent of conning. (n)A deceptive or provocative act. A "Wind-up merchant" is somebody who is disposed to wind others up, a habitual liar, or prankster. Origin: from the act of winding a clock or other clockwork device.

Example:
"He claimed he had been in the SAS, but it was just a wind-up." "Bob would wind Mike up by claiming he'd slept with Mike's girlfriend" "That blokes a wind-up merchant" "It seemed at first glance to be two mathematicians arguing number theory, but it was a wind-up - they were just talking nonsense, it turned out."

wind-up

by Bill Cranny on Dec 17, 2003 11:20:00

to tease, usually with some malice

Example:
He said he's meet her at 7 o'clock, but after she'd been standing in the rain for an hour she realised it was a wind-up

winding up

by Ryan Self on Mar 03, 2006 23:38:16

Just getting into the meat of the party/event, where everyone is a little buzzed, spirits are high and anything might happen. Opposite of winding down.

Example:
The party starts at 9, the first guests will start arriving around 10, and it should be winding up by 11:30 or so. So, we'll arrive at about 11:45.

The Wind Up

by Slappy Fack on Dec 01, 2006 05:34:52

When your beating your meat and your about to cum and you speed your stroke up. Then when your shooting you slow the stoke up the get the best out of your session.

Another word: *Pitch*

Example:
"When I was watching a porno last night, I started The Wind Up during the first sex scene."

Wind up

by Wind up on Mar 10, 2022 07:33:13

Ryan Woodward

Example:
Ryan woodward is a pain in the arse he is a wind up

wind-up merchant

by Bill Cranny on Dec 17, 2003 11:22:54

a teaser, especially of gullible people

Example:
He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.

wind-up doll

by Shawn B. on Jun 22, 2003 12:41:55

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)

Example:
Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.

Wind Up Punch

by DFGBIOADFJOGHOERHJGPEJHP on Oct 31, 2008 06:20:12

When you swing your arm around really fast before you punch. This generates a lot of power.

Example:
I got so pissed off with Robert so i gave him a wind up punch.

wind-up doll

by B-Drac on Aug 18, 2003 19:18:52

What you become after a night of drugging.

Example:
You've become a wind-up doll from the ecstacy. Now, jump of a bus roof.

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