Matadors

Mascot of California State University, Northridge.



The Matador
1/3 Captain
1/3 Ginger Ale
1/3 Red Bull

Created by Mario and Aleks.
Example:
Dude I got so fucking loopt last night drinking The Matador.

Fran and Nicole's favorite drink.


Matadored
to get mentally, emotionally, or physically abused by one or more Matadors - either solo or simultaneously. Either way, you've been Matadored and you'll never forget it.
Example:
Everyone in the SFL has been Matadored at one point or another.


Matador
A seldom used technique used in the art of exposing ones genitals to unsuspecting friends, family, or total strangers.
To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.
Example:
Just as Danny caught our attention by yelling OLE, all of us in the room watched in horror as he side stepped his pants and revealed to us the glorious disaster that is, THE MATADOR.


matadoring
Verb (passive) - Allowing others to do a significant portion of a task then, finish the task and claim credit for all the effort.
Example:
I was matadoring when I let my friend carry my son because, when we arrived at the reception, I carried him.


Matador
Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
Example:
Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)


The Matador
When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released
Example:
"I just gave my son The Matador while he was watching cartoons...he was not at all happy".


Matador
Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up
Example:
Man i was trying to talk to paul about the other day, but he just kept matadoring me


the matador
It is a threesome sex position. It involves a woman getting in the doggie style position with her hair in pig tails. The pig tails are representing the horns of a bull. While person A is thrusting on the bull, person B (the matador) stands across the room with his penis exposed and erect. With person A thrusting in mid-stroke, the bull runs toward the matador and proceeds to perform oral sex on him. After several seconds of fellatio, the matador removes his penis and runs to the other side of the room, and they repeat the process until all participants finish.
Example:
Bob: Man I am so tired
Tyrone: Why is that?
Bob: Man, me and Ricky did the matador on Rachel last night


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