Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen



Mashed potatoes
The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Example:
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out


mashing potatoes
The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.
Example:
I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.


mashing potatoes
Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection
Example:
"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"


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