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windows 98

Windows 98 - 32 bit code written for a 16 bit system with an 8 bit connection and a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition

windows 98

by Jobris on May 10, 2004 09:23:48

A fairly okay OS that seems to crash a lot more often when used by geeks and Linux zealots, especially those who claim that Windoze is soooooo easy to use. Well if it is easy to run, then you shouldn't have a problem running it in the first place.
Or could it be true that geeks truly are less intelligent than they claim they are after all?

Example:
A clean install does not mean just loading the fricking OS onto the computer. Any Windoze-using idiot knows that Windows 98 reboots a bunch of times before the system becomes operational, and requires the CD THROUGHOUT the ENTIRE installation process.

Windows 98

by wesikens on Mar 03, 2008 14:43:41

Ok! all you people saying it sucks and shit! it sucks now because its like over 10 years old and its no even supported! Back than it was like state-of-the-art!

Example:
Kid: Windows 98 sucks! It wont even run a programed designed specifically for windows vista!

Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!

kid kills himself.

Windows 98

by nicko2k on Jun 16, 2003 20:44:36

I hate to tell you "asshats" this, but Windows 98 is actually a 16 and 32-bit hybrid system. It's basically Windows 95 with IE integrated into explorer.
It crashes alot, because it's an operating system designed to run 32-bit applications, but still runs on a 16-bit subsystem, namely DOS.
Alot of instabilities, however, aren't the cause of 'Doze itself, and are usually IRQ conflicts and/or lame, fagass applications (read: AOL) being installed by the user.

Example:
Ted: What a cockup this Windows 98 is.
Bill: You try doing something better with reused code, assclown.

Windows 98

by wot2the on Jan 12, 2008 07:32:35

An operating system that is better than even the latest MAC OS

Example:
Windows 98 crashes a lot less often and you can do more things on it than a MAC

Windows 98

by Rio on Apr 16, 2004 10:55:47

The word you look up in the dictionary when you're either out of perverted words to laugh at or you press 'random word' a lot (Like I did).

Example:
What a rip. This thing won't go up like my other window does.. kids and their new fads.

Windows 98

by Tender Vittles9 on Apr 21, 2020 01:15:45

A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.

Example:
Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.

Windows 98

by Sinusoidal on Jan 02, 2017 20:30:58

Pretty much the ideal 32-16 bit operating system for high end DOS gaming PCs (80486DX-33 up to Pentium III). A great thing about this OS it that it's compatible both with late 90's complex programs for Windows and is still compatible with older MS-DOS programs. This is the last good OS built from DOS (ME was the absolute last but had major stability problems and other issues). It's high performance and large compatibility makes it a great Gaming OS for systems in the late 90's.

Example:
I installed Windows 98 on my Pentium 133 with 32 MB of RAM with a Sound Blaster 32, S3 Virge with ISA and PCI.

Windows 98

by edwin on May 16, 2004 07:49:53

The only way that you could make this OS run for any period of time is by not running it. Or just run the whole thing from its 16-bit (but really 2-bit) command line, DOS.

Example:
My dog could write better operating systems than Windows 98 by urinating on a keyboard.

Windows 98

by relaxed on May 28, 2003 01:53:59

Quite an unstable operating system. Crashes basically every time you run it, even after a clean installation, especially when you're busy using Microsoft Word or such programs. Frequently presents a blue screen of death for no reason whatsoever.

Example:
"Windows 98 crashed again."

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