Holy Christ

the phrase that replaces 'holy shit' after your christian friends tell you to stop cursing.



Holy christ on a crotch!
A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
Example:
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"


holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed
Example:
OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
get the point, yes yes?


Holy Christ Day
another way to say Christmas.

A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,

without using his direct words.

on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
Example:
Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.


Holy Christ in Hell
An expletive used when falling of a stool backwards and performing a perfect barrel roll with minimal injury.
Example:
"Bwahahahah" ... "oh, Holy Christ in Hell!"...
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