Windoze
by I hate winblows on Nov 12, 2003 03:25:50
a shitty operating system created by a monopoly. Commonly used by idiots who are too stupid to
RTFM. The only feature that Windoze has that
Linux doesn't is the
BSOD, commonly seen by Windoze users.
Windozer
by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere on Feb 16, 2023 09:05:41
A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a
big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an
OSX or
Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a
unix or
osx fanboy.
Example:
"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh,
I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on
OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as
control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"
windozeing
by Mike Shippo on Aug 17, 2007 00:25:42
the act of
falling asleep while in front of an
open window on a computer so if a superior walks in the subject can quickly wake up and it will appear
as though they have been working.
Example:
BOSS: Keep up the good work
Jenson!
JENSON: (waking up) wha-? oh um two please.
BOSS: You
wern't just windozeing were you Jenson?
Windoze Waste
by Ptero-4 on Aug 03, 2006 11:29:42
Derogatory slang term referring to Microsoft's still
unreleased operating system
Windows Vista, allegedly big, bulky, and bloated which is an innecesary "update" which doesn't bring any improvement over
Windows XP.
windoze user
by KD5PBO on Mar 03, 2006 05:26:57
Not to be confused with a Windows User or
Windoze Luser, this is a person who uses
Microsoft Windoze and has very little idea of what's going on with his computer. Has one of many characteristics (not an exhaustive list):
1. Total reliance on Daddy for anything technology related. (See Princess)
2. Obnoxious posts in help forums. (See example)
3. Inability to admit the existance/grooviness of other operating systems.
4. Dislike of learning or anything new, especially compiling.
5. Can't/Won't fix anything.
6. Starts Flamewars over
piddly things.
7. Uses AOL.
8. Unwilling/Unable to use proper grammar or spelling.
Example:
1. Techie: What operating system do you have?
Windoze user: I don't know, daddy got it for me.
2. Thread Topic: Help ME PLZZ!!!!!!
yesterday my computer stoped i dont know how to fiks it i use itunes i have a paper do
tomorow and if i dont do it i will CRY!!!!!! help me plz!!!!!!!
3. You use Linux? Nobody uses Linux! You Suck!
4. Edit a makefile? I never had to do that before!
5. (See example 2)
6.
xchat Sucks!!!! LiNuX SuXz0rZ!!!!!!!!!!!
7. (See example 2)
8. (See example 2)
--Windoze User