wushy
Example:
You: "Whoa. Check out the combover on that guy!"
Me: "Yeah, he's got wushy hair."
You: "Huh?"
Me: "Wush he had hair!"
You: "Whoa. Check out the combover on that guy!"
Me: "Yeah, he's got wushy hair."
You: "Huh?"
Me: "Wush he had hair!"