Monkai

The plural of monkey



Monkay
The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.
Example:
Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!


+MONKAY
What SOMEONE is always saying. Based on Halo CE modding, where you have to add a "+" before some stuff. THen that escalated to "+MONKAY". It is an everything word, usually a reply or exclamation. Retard for "STFU!!!!!!"
Example:
Me: Hey dude...
SOMEONE: +MONKAY
Me: ....uhhh
SOMEONE: +MONKAY!!!!


Sark Monkay
A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.
Example:
Sark monkay =stalker/creep/molester
"Get away from me you Sark Monkay!"


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