your mom
The most
versatile dis/
comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're
talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
your mom
by Violetownz on Jan 18, 2008 12:35:40
Example:
Teacher: Why didn't you
turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
-
Teacher: What do you think your doing,
sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
-
Teacher:
Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
your mom
by chicken flavored rice on May 16, 2008 08:17:47
your mom
by Derrick on Mar 04, 2005 10:08:10
your mom
by your mom on Mar 30, 2003 09:02:55
Example:
your mom :
so what did u do today?
you : your mom
jen: so what r we doin
2day in french?
me: your mom!
your mom
by LBW23B on Jul 27, 2005 08:46:08
Example:
A-That is one
large sandwich.
B-Your
Mom is a large sandwich
Surrounding Audience-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
your mom
by Ginza on Oct 25, 2003 04:46:03
A phrase used when you have absolutely
no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly
recommended phrase to be used during business
meetings.
your mom
by Bee_in_a_treehouse_ on Nov 19, 2021 16:34:40
The best person to ever
lay eyes on, she's even better than
mango in the summer and
giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.
your mom
by Guy who did your mom on Mar 12, 2004 10:10:26
Who I was doing.
Example:
Police: What were you doing last night
Suspect: Your mom! *SLAP!* OW!
As you can see, not a wise choice unless you are sitting on the other end of an
online chat, like me.
your mom
by Aya-kun on Aug 12, 2004 02:49:25
1.an insult
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.
also used for
yelling at people on TV when they ask
obvious questions.
Example:
1.
Random person:
That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.
2.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Me:Your mom.
3.
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.
4.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks
fruit punch is a gay boxer!