HAPPENED

It's a more socially acceptable version of "shit happens".It can be used to:1)express condolences for someone's situation without offering any apologetic words.2)respond to a future problems that shows a sense of sadness/aggression towards it, but in a way without trying to complain3)to shrug off a one's own, or someone else's, minor annoyance4)substitute for an actual response, while still continuing the conversation



happen
/ˈhæpən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn
–verb (used without object)

to ejaculate; to cum;jizz.
Example:
Casually:
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."

In exclamation:
Tyler: "That just happened!"


Happener
Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.
Example:
Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener.


The Happening
The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.
Example:
"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas


It's happening
When you are in the middle of having a chronic orgasm. This can occur anywhere to 2-80 times a day. Make sure to always keep extra towels or blankets (if you get extra wet) with you wherever you go. To help calm this down carry some cum down with you to help regain control of your vagina or penis.
Example:
Avacadaqua-"It's happening"
Tyrone- "Do you need a towel?"
Avacadaqua- "Bitch get me a blanket"


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