air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.



Air Conditioner
An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.
Example:
-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.


Air Conditioner
the sexual act when a man goes down on a woman after eating a popsicle or something else frozen on a hot summers day.
Example:
Guy: "Hey dude, I gave that chick an air conditioner this afternoon:
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"


Air Conditioner
When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.
Example:
One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."


Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.
Example:
1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.


Arizona Air Conditioner
This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.
Example:
Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.


Redneck Air Conditioner
Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.
Example:
Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.


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