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number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).

number

by Saucy on Aug 18, 2003 12:55:00

A term for a joint.

Example:
Light that number, geez, I'm dyin for a toke.

number

by RexGibson on Mar 12, 2004 06:18:26

Short form for "phone number."

Example:
Joe: So what happened with you and that girl at the bar?
Sammy: I got her number!
Joe: Sweet, you'll be banging her in no time!

number

by Bud E Love on May 06, 2003 05:43:39

1. slang term for a woman

Example:
She's a saucy little number isn't she?

number

by linguishionista on Aug 27, 2008 04:54:32

The number of people one has had sex with.

Example:
Bill just broke up with his girlfriend and wanted to hook up with me, but I said no because I'm trying to keep my number down.

number

by Bo Cephus on Jan 29, 2003 03:28:20

The act of taking cocaine and rubbing it on one's gums for the analgesic effect.

Example:
After I blew the line, I cleaned the plate and took a number.

number

by Tropane on May 18, 2006 03:53:36

A count of individuals that is not difinitively defined.

Example:
the number of people dying is increasing.

The Numbers

by MrBruh6000 on Apr 16, 2021 22:08:19

A Sequence of numbers which is a coded message sent by Russians to Alex Mason. There are other number sequences sent to Russian spies, and Jason Hudson interrogates Alex Mason to find out what his number sequence translated to.

Example:
Alex Mason: "HEY! Who are you people? What do you want from me?"
INTERROGATOR (Hudson): "We want the numbers, mason. That's all we've ever wanted."

by-numbers

by Eggers07 on Dec 13, 2007 04:57:04

Added to the end of a word to suggest that the word is done without much thought and doesn't/didn't require much actual skill or effort. Derived from the Paint-By-Numbers that we all enjoyed during our childhood.

Example:
Troilus: Wow, Eggers is sure using some sweet moves on that chick Rebomblette!
Fusto: Nah, she'll see right through him - it's just nice-guy-by-numbers.

Number

by Noah Boughdy on Apr 02, 2008 04:27:13

Something that you don't give out to strange people who keep asking for it in movie theaters.

Example:
Guy: Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?
Girl: Yeah, what's up?
Guy: Yeah I just wanna let you know... THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDIKILOUS!
Girl: UH... thanks?
Guy: Yeah you are welcome. So listen. Can I have yo number?
Girl: Uh, no. I just don't give it out... in theaters.
Guy: Oh okay I see how it is...
SO WHERE YO BOYFRIEND?!
Where yo boyfriend at?
Girl: Who?
Guy: Yo boyfriend. Is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? He gettin' you Mike&Ikes? Oh you like Mike&Ikes. Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where yo boyfriend?
Girl: I don't have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh you don't? Oh okay. So listen can I have your number?

-Credit:
MadTV; Can I Have Your Number?

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