55378008

calculater joke i learned in 3rd grade



55378008
Its 'calculator-speak' (type the number in the calculator and turn it upside-down) for the word boobless. Probably the most well known phrase typable in a basic calculator.
Other words include:
5318008 (boobies)
58008 (boobs)
77345 (shell)
710.77345 (shell oil)
318ll345 (shelbie)
7734 (hell
07734 (hello)
Example:
Im the coolest person in school person i can type a rude word in my calculator. 55378008


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Wow... lot's of variations I've never heard of. The only way I've ever heard this was with Dolly Parton.

"In nineteen 69 Dolly Partons Doctor said her Tits were 2 2 2 Big. So he gave her 51 Pills to take 8 Times a day, and when she woke up in the morning she became BOOBLESS.

Example:
6922251 x 8 = 55378008


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I also heard this calculator joke in Third grade from a friend.
Example:
A woman had 69(press 69) boobs,
which she was 2(press 2), 2(press 2), 2(press 2) much.
So she went to 51st(press 51) street
to visit DR. X (press multiply)
8(ate) press 8) her boobs and now she's

6922251x8= BOOBLESS


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There was a girl aged 13 who had boob size 84 but she wanted down to 45, so the doctor said 0 take 2 tablets, but instead she took 4 and that left her BOOBLESS
Example:
13844502 x 4 = BOOBLESS, motherfucker


55378008
Once there was a woman who had 69 tits it was 222 many for a 51 year old so she went to X who gave her 8 tablets now she boobless
Example:
6922251 x 8 = Boobless


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This is how I learned it:

*gets calc out to check*

There once was a lady with 69 children that was 2 2 2 many, she went to see a doctor on 51st. St. after 8 operations she was left...

=)
Example:
This is how it goes...
6922251*8=55378008


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