nineteen

adj.-describes a trippy situation especially situations in which there are several coincidences or similarities to other situations.v. the act of achieving a higher level of perception in which coincidences and strange similarities allow connections to be made.



nineteen
a) the best age ever when you're in australia. you've been able to legally drink and smoke for a year. it's just as fun as being 18, 'cept you're a little bit smarter

b) a tegan and sara song. also the best ever
Example:
a) fuck yeah being nineteen rulz

b) I WAS NINETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN CALLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE


Nineteen
Follows eighteen on the number line, comes before twenty.

One of the most useless ages ever. Nothing good happens when you're nineteen.
Example:
Kid: Hey, what's that number after eighteen?
Parent: Nineteen. Then after nineteen is twenty.


Friend: Dude! You're nineteen now!
Birthday Boy: Yeah. But what's exciting about that? You can't do anything when you're nineteen or twenty. So I have nothing to look forward to next year.


No Nut Nineteen
Similar to No Nut November, you cannot ejaculate or bust one under any circumstance. Although, No Nut Nineteen takes place during all of 2019. You cannot ejaculate or bust one for the entirety of 2019. That's right, an entire year without busting a nut. Those who undergo this challenge will start to notice that they strange abilities after the 2nd week of January, but those who finish the challenge will have power beyond imagination.

The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple

- The challenge takes place starting exactly the second after December 31st of 2018 and ends the second after December 31st of 2019

- You are not allowed to have any form of sex, masturbation, or bust a nut.

- The watching of pornography and boners are tolerated, although busting a nut in doing so will result in an immediate fail.

- You shall only experience one wet dream, but none further than that. Having more than one will result in an immediate fail.

- You only have one shot. Fail even once, and you're out for the entire year.

- If one survives the year without failing, he shall deemed a victor of the challenge.

- If one should break ANY of the rules, he shall take the L immediately.

- ( You have exactly survive the entire time, no later than the second it turns 2019, and the second it turns 2020 )

Do at your own risk.

But is it really that hard not to nut for a year?
Example:
Little Jimmy had attempted No Nut Nineteen. He was walking home after a strenuous day of school only to find that his girlfriend, Chalesa, was in his bed. "Hey baby, lemme have it," Chalesa said. "Aww man, I'm sorry girl, but I can't," he replied. "Why not?" she asked. "Babe, I'm sorry but Im doing No Nut Nineteen," he answered. "So you think that made-up challenge is better than your OWN bitch!?" she yelled. "No it's not-," he said before being cut off by Chalesa, "It's like what?" she asked. "You know what?" she replied. "We're done. That's it, we're over," she said peacefully stomping out of the room. She slammed the door. Pow! It shook the room to it's core leaving Little Jimmy closer to passing No Nut Nineteen, but ultimately losing his bitch.


gone nineteen
when everything is changed, all rules go out the window and reality is put on it's head because anything is possible. Comes from Stephen Kings Dark Tower series.
Example:
They knew that they were beyond Ka now, everything had gone nineteen.

They were in the land of nineteen.

"Dude i dunno what the fuck, i feel like everything is going nineteen on me."


No Nut Nineteen
This is a fixed version of No Nut Ninteen, which was a mistake on my part.

No nut Nineteen, also known as No Nut 2019, is a no nut challenge, but to the next caliber. No nut 19 is the last year we can do this, as the next n year is 2090. (71 years from now).

This will allow any gamer boy to ascend into the god tier status, and will give us gamer men the ability to win the war on furries. Go get em.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey, did you do No Nut November?

Guy 2: Nah man, I am preparing for No Nut Nineteen.

Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Its self explanatory, For No Nut Ninteen, you dont nut in 2019.
Guy 1: Well heck, I'll join you.


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