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A PRAYER

Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.

prayer

by iplant on Sep 17, 2005 01:43:39

A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.

Example:
Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.

Prayering

by JokesInHistoryClass on Apr 01, 2017 21:35:38

The act of Austin Ferguson Praying

Example:
They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga

prayer

by dot dot dot... on Sep 17, 2005 11:26:10

a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit

Example:
oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!

Prayer

by Tonio31 on Aug 25, 2007 00:57:51

To do nothing and still think you're helping.

Example:
Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?

prayer

by A-Bag 777 on Aug 13, 2012 09:44:31

(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.

Example:
Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.

Prayer

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN on Sep 16, 2005 22:15:52

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.

Example:
"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."

Prayers

by paleoham on Nov 18, 2016 12:07:07

Something people say on facebook when they don't feel like being thoughtful or doing something that would require any real effort.

Example:
Mary: Since my husband passed away last month I've had a very hard time and feel so disconnected and depressed.
Friend 1: "Prayers"
Friend 2: "Prayers"
Friend 3: "Praying"

The Prayer

by Jimboozie on Oct 31, 2003 00:38:18

Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.

Example:
Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.

Prayer

by Roger Lemaitre on Jul 27, 2004 00:32:12

The most hypocritical way to claim helping someone without taking any risk while some others risk their lives to save Him/Her, after what you thanks GOD that is Yourself,both having done nothing useful, and not the ones that make the rescue.

Example:
Praying for someone that has disappeared to be found back instead of going for help

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