dead soldiers

Empty beer cans you have sitting around your house, car, porch, yard, beach, etc.



dead soldiers
A deposited wad of semen
Example:
She had a handful of dead soldiers.

Wipe the dead soldiers off your chin before you go back to class.


dead soldier
Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.
Example:
Hey John, Dave called and said he found a dead soldier in his bathroom after the party last night.


dead soldier
When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.
Example:
Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.


Dead soldier
The soldier lying outside of Kraid's lair in Super Metroid. He has a lot of green bugs feasting on him.
Example:
The dead soldier played no vital role to the story, but somehow became popular among the Super Metroid forum of GameFAQs. The Nintendo equivilent of The Green Biker Dude.


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