ALARM

An Alarm is a morning routine comprised of the following steps:1) Take a rip from a Juul2) Without exhaling, take a rip from a bong3) Still without exhaling, shotgun a beer4) Exhale and enjoy!The term is derived from the Alarm’s ability to wake the subject up from the sleeplike state of sobriety.



Alarm
An audible alert to wake you up in the morning.
Example:
He set Alarm to wake him up for work.

Plural: He set 2 larms to wake his tired ass up.


alarmer
The alarmer often faces embarresment when they set their car alarm off by accient, or worse, their house alarm. If they don't (or can't) turn it off quickly you are driven to insanity as it wont STOP RINGING. AAHHHH. The problem with alarmers is that they have led the rest of the general public to believe that if they hear an alarm, that it was an alarmer causing it, so they will ignore it. If there is a valid reason for the alarm to go off, the person who set it off, will get away.
Example:
"Oh god, it's another ruddy alarmer. Learn how to use the little button you idiot"

"Oh not another ruddy alarmer" "What if it's someone breaking in" "Don't be an idiot"


alarm
The alarm describes a freaky asian girl's orgasm. When she continuously wails that high pitch, the sound resembles an alarm hence the name alarm.
Example:
I was fuckin this asian chick and i thought the fire alarm went off.


alarmer
Someone who freaks out easily when things happen
Example:
Jack: Fuck dude, some guy is banging your girlfriend!

Jethro: Sheit, she's just grapling with my cousin, you big ole alarmer! Why don't you get over here and have a munch of my cock cheese


alarmer
An alarmer is someone who has an alarm that has gone off accidentally. Like a car-alarm or a house alarm. An alarmer who hasn't switched off their alarm is the worst kind. This is when the alarm just stays on continuously and you have to go somewhere else before it drives you crazy.
Example:
Wonder when that alarm will stop going-off like that!! oh, looks like it will be soon, I think that's the alarmer coming over.


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