Abba

Very large double edged sword that has the ability to cut any thing.



Abba
1. A Hebrew word meaning "father"

2. A popular Swedish band from the 70s. You've probably heard them from the song "Dancing Queen" or "Mamma Mia". They fall under the category of "Artists and Bands Better Than the Crappy Music We Have Today".
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Abba
Pioneers in the music industry, they became one of the first pop bands to use subliminal mind control successfully. Millions of people worldwide still fall victim to the mind control in their songs, somehow convincing the listeners that their music was good. Unfortunately, some movie producers also fell victim to this, leading to a movie being released based on the music of the band. This dreadful occurence scared anyone not afflicted by the mind control, and is believed by many to be the first sign of the apocalypse.
Example:
Pop singer 1: "Man, were never gonna get a record label, were tottally shit"

Pop singer 2: "No we wont, well just do what abba did!"


ABBA
God blessed us with these four geniuses. The best band in the entire freaking world (That’s right Beatles, you’ve been outsold.) Wrote catchy-ass bops that anyone with a brain cell knows. They’ve sold around 390-410 million records as of 2018.

The band consists of: Queen Agnetha Fältslay, Björn-Born-A-Woke-Lyricist-Ulvaeus, Benny Bearded Bear Andersson (aka if Mozart and Chopin had a child) and the only non-blonde non-Swedish member Ginger Feminist Queen Anni-Frid “Frida” Lyngstad. They all met in the 60’s as solo artists. They released their first song as a band in 1972, the yodeling People Need Love. They tried to represent Sweden in the 1973 Eurovision but were beaten by two dudes comparing their girl’s boobs to swallows (Not a Lie) but they managed to do it in 1974, and they won the contest that year, making history as the first Swedish act to do so. They went on to become the biggest band of the Seventies, releasing legendary songs like Dancing Queen, Mamma Mia, Knowing Me Knowing You (AHAAA) They broke down the “Only American and British Acts Are Sucessful” barrier.

They broke up in 1982, but their musical Mamma Mia which was first premiered in 1998, has been seen by over 350 million people and earned £2 billion. Their 1992 Greatest Hits Album has become the second best selling album of all time and their movie Mamma Mia is the highest grossing musical movie of all time.

IMPACT.

So basically to sum all that up, ABBA are the shit, and we love them.
Example:
ABBA outsold EVERYONE


Abbas
Originated in arabia. This name has many meanings such as; "the lion that is feared by all other lions", "a very powerful lion". Abbas is usually a very muscular and sexually attractive romantic with an amazing sence of humor. He is often very mysteriouse when it comes to his past and would risk anything to protect the one he loves. Often reffered to as "a very rare catch" by most females, abbas is not as attracted to physical traits of a women then most men. Instead he values personality, love, humility, and self respect. The only thing abbas cares about more then himself is the love of his life, and the family he will raise.
Example:
"i would die to have Abbas fall inlove with me"


ABBA
Swedish group most prominent throughout the Seventies. Consisted of Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid (Frida) Lyngstad. Became famous after winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Songs are now used as the basis for the hit musical Mamma Mia! which has played to packed houses the world over. Most Yanks became aware of ABBA when they saw the film 'Muriel's Wedding' which proves that even in the Seventies, septics could not tell good music from the crap all over the radio. But that is another story.
Example:
ABBA Fan: 'You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...'

Non-ABBA-Fan: ABBA SUCK! CHINGY* ROCKS!

ABBA Fan: 'Thank you for the music... the songs I'm singing...'

* You can substitute Chingy's name with that of any American artist on the radio today.


Abbas
Abbas is a very Hot Male. Nice, young, smart,handsome and is loved by many are the first things you notice about him. He shines from the inside out. If your feeling down, just talk to someone by the name of Abbas
Example:
Wow, he is very handsome
“His name is Abbas”


ABBA
ABBA - A swedish pop group of four members, popular during the '70s and early '80s. The name is derived from their initials; Anni-frid (Frida) Lyngstad, Benny Andersson, Bjorn Ulvaeus, and Agnetha Faltskog.
Both Frida and Agnetha have successful solo-careers, while Benny & Bjorn have two musicals based on their work, Mamma Mia and Chess. The 1994 movie Muriel's Wedding has also helped introduce younger generations to ABBA's music.
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ABBA had such hits as: The Day Before You Came, SOS, The Winner Takes it All, Knowing Me Knowing You, as well as many less popular but just as enjoyable ones, among which are: Cassandra, Elaine, That's Me and Crazy World.


ABBA
Multitalented musical legends. They have done disco, rock & roll, and probably a few other genres as well. About 25 years later, the songs "Dancing Queen", "Fernando" and "Mamma-Mia" are still heard just about everywhere, but those aren't near their best songs. You hear one of those 3 disco songs, and don't expect them to do rock & roll, right? Well then you're WRONG, because they made rock songs like "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)", "Money, Money, Money", and "Summer Night City"...listen to one of those. Bang your head and thrash around as necessary. Then listen to their pop and disco stuff and get a different vibe. See? See how legendary they are? Most of their songs are amazing, and enjoyable by just about everyone, whether you're an adult who grew up listening to it, a teenager whose parents listened to it growing up, whatever. The power of ABBA touches all.
Example:
I listen to ABBA while I play my Sonic games. I listen to ABBA while I play Super Monkey Ball 2. I prefer to listen to ABBA when I'm kicking somebody's hind parts, whether it's in a video game or not. ABBA is great rollerskating music as well. ABBA enhances all performance.


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