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the reality

A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream

reality

by do it fgt on Oct 24, 2011 10:14:11

The one thing that prevents us from leading perfect lives. No matter hard you try to block it out, it's always there, crushing all of the fantastical endeavors you dream up.

Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Example:
Reality: Hey you. Yeah, you. Ever wanted to break away from the hopelessly flawed human race, and become everything you've ever dreamed of? Well TOO FUCKING BAD, I'm here to prevent you because I'm a bitch like that >:I

Reality

by A Human Male on Jun 15, 2018 09:38:32

A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.

Example:
When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.

reality

by The Truth on Jan 02, 2004 14:18:35

(1)working 50 hours a week until the day you die, in order to maintain a "decent" life,
(2)having no excitement in your life unless you choose to slack off and not work,
(3)leaving this planet the same way you entered, naked and cold.
(4)busting your ass to afford your bills while some cocksucker with rich parents gets everything handed to him for free.

Example:
reality is my anti-drug.

reality

by imo insane on Mar 20, 2009 07:50:02

A hallucination caused by lack of drink and drugs.

Example:
In reality you should search Henry

reality

by D4ni3lGonzalez on Jul 12, 2012 02:28:34

That horrible time between sleep, and the internet.

Example:
Id rather sleep than be in reality

Reality

by William Ward on Mar 02, 2004 13:27:28

A fucked up dream.

Example:
Dreamin' is the only way people escape reality

reality

by Sarah on Aug 28, 2004 09:27:40

something that exists independently of ideas concerning it

Example:
No matter how many times you say the wall isn't real, you still can't walk through it

reality

by Matrixation on Sep 26, 2006 02:48:11

Suffering and misery.

Example:
"Humans define their reality through suffering and misery." - Agent Smith, The Matrix

Reality

by Neo-Generation on Nov 06, 2003 19:41:11

What i've spent the vast majority of my life avoiding.

Example:
Reality is like motion... All at the perspective of the viewer

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