Halo Reach

Fuck load better than Call of Duty.



Halo Reach
The fifth Halo Game made by Bungie studios to be released in 2010.
Example:
"Halo Reach is a very anticipated game for many people who call themselves gamers, and casual players alike."


Halo Reach
The one and only solution to all of your problems. Works on weekends too!
Example:
Guy #1: Dude I'm depressed, got any ludes or somethin.
Guy #2: Nope, just some Halo Reach should do the trick.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, I'm retarded aren't I.

Girl #1: Can you give me the answers to the homework last night.
Guy #1: (Never did the work) Hey, wanna play some Reach today.
Girl #1: Hell fuckin yes!!! Ill frag you again.


Halo Reach
The fourth and final complete Halo title from Bungie Studios. With solid campaign, multiplayer, forge, firefight, custom games, and theater mode (all features the Halo Franchise is now known for) the title offers the most bang for your buck if you are into thrill shooters.

This game is hated by Sony Fanboys, for no reason whatsoever than it is not on their console. Which is funny because Sony had the chance to buy out Bungie before Microsoft did but didn't.

Anyway with massive customization features in an FPS which is only outdone by PC mods. Halo Reach offers extensive (and I can't stress that enough) replay value that will surely show come Semptember 14th
Example:
Sony Fanboy: Killzone, Resistance, and MAG pwn Gaylo Reach-Around faggot!
Halo fan: Yeah i'd rather pay $60 for one amazing FPS than $180 for three more or less...average FPS titles that everyones too busy on COD to play.
Sony Fanboy: SHADDUP FAGGOT!
Halo Fan: Dude why the fuck can't you just accept the fact that Halo Reach and past titles are good games and get on with your life?
Sony Fanboy: HALO IS OVERRATED!
Halo Fan: Oh yeah it's because you don't have one.


Halo reach
A new medical condition that seems to have originated in bungie studios. It is highly contagious and can be caught by experiencing the highly anticipated game halo reach. Early symptoms consist of fainting and uncontrollable happiness. Later symptoms consist of dropping out of school and/or quitting your job. Other symptoms consist of not wanting to do anything exept play this game. This prevents someone who Is infected from eating, sleeping, and playing shitty video games (ahem mw2). Many experts predict record high cases of this condition on September 14 2010
Example:
When halo reach graces your tv screen, you won't be able to resist catching this condition


Halo: Reach
Halo: Reach is the fifth and probably last game in the Halo series made by Bungie.

It is a very anticipated game. Many people believe that the game will be the highest grossing of 2010.

The game takes place soon before the events of Halo: Combat Evolved. In this game, you don't play as Master Chief but a new unnamed person identified by the callsign Noble Six.
The game is based on the book Halo: The Fall of Reach and obviously it will take place on the planet Reach, as Spartans defend the planet from the Covenant.
A multiplayer beta of the game will be released in May 3rd 2010 and it will contain alot of new modes like Invasion, headhunt and spartans vs elites.
Example:
Halo: Reach is going to kick some serious ass.


halo reach
-the fourth halo game created by bungie and the last they will ever make. also the game cannot be tolerated by cod fans cuz they cant handle the awsomesauce that is the halo series

-the reason your going to drop out of school
Example:
halo fan: dude, did you see the new halo reach trailer?
cod fan: no, black ops is coming out
halo fan: (shows trailer to cod fan)
cod fan: f*ck black ops. i get reach


Halo: Reach
After hearing about Infinity Ward releasing a game called Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2 or Call of Duty 6 or Modern Warfare 2, critically acclaimed studio Bungie will follow up Halo 3: ODST or Halo 3: Recon with Halo: Reach, in an attempt to show video game studios how to actually keep children from going to school.
Example:
Halo: Reach has good graphics too Infinity Ward!


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