sword Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

sword

a sharp, flat, penis

sword

by ohwefoh on Sep 26, 2006 00:21:44

Next to the gun, mans best friend in terms of weaponry. It is basically a bladed instrument whose primary funtion is to be used as an offensive weapon. Many cultures produced unique swords. Sword production goes back thousands of years when man first learned to manipulate metals and inproved greatly throughout time. Japanse focused sword creation on impressive katanas with notorious slicing properties. Middle Eastern swords aka scimitars had curved blades for quick strikes and fast combat. Swords from ancient Medderterainia were short and used more for stabbing opponents. Europeans created long heavy swords for brutally smashing, hacking and cleaving enemies.

Example:
damn that swords scary

sword

by The Blind Guy on Mar 13, 2009 11:44:15

The ultimate weapon. Takes true skill to use and best your opponent with. Excellent for close range combat for the bravest and best warriors. Far suppior to the gun which is a pussy weapon for cowards to scared to get in close to their victum. Unlike the gun the sword cannot run out of ammo and will not jam which makes it perfect for multiple attacks in a short time spread or many attacks over longer time spreads.

Takes great skill and time to make effectivly. Many samurai swords had excess of 1,000,000 folds and could slice through a body in a single swing.

Great of slashing, cutting, stabbing, and ultimatly decappitating your enemy.

Example:
The ninja waited till his enemy reloaded his gun and attacked while he had to reload.

The samurai was the ultimate warrior and could weild a sword with the grace of a god.

sword

by confusingly confusing on Sep 08, 2007 13:05:30

a sharp pointy, and often deadly object if in the wrong hands

Example:
Those who live by the sword,
are shot by those who don't

sword

by SomeBadJoke on Aug 23, 2006 06:38:39

1. A long blade attached to a hilt on which the wielder holds on to while striking at enemies with the blade, inflicting severe slash wounds.

2. The cliche weapon of the main character in several video games, used more often rather than a spear, scythe, dagger, staff, or axe.

Example:
1. The sword was mostly used during medieval times by knights

2. Final Fantasy 7 and 10, Drakengard, Guilty Gear, and much more

sword

by tenles on Jul 02, 2009 04:14:28

a long sharp object used to injure or kill people.....it can also be shoved up someone's ass.

Example:
noo!!what are you going to do with that sword??!!no no! dont shove it...(shove)ahhhhhhhhhh my ass!!you mother BEEP!

sword

by pikapipikachu on Jun 03, 2007 16:32:25

any type of usb flash drive

Example:
The Sword of a Thousand Truths

South Park episode 1008
make love not war

sword

by Not in denmark on Aug 06, 2006 11:50:05

Not commonly used, however can be used to discribe a saringe for injecting heroin or other IV drugs.

Example:
Fuck i got the china i just dont got a "sword".

Swording

by Getsomewhiteshirt on Nov 25, 2018 08:44:02

Two men, in the crab position, getting it on. Much like two women scissoring.

Example:
Those two gentlemen were swording on the dance floor.

no sword

by Alijohn on Apr 20, 2008 16:25:38

When a man loses his 'manhood'. The term sword is an innuendo for the male penis.

Example:
Abi - Haha you suck at Swords Ben.
AJ - Well it's because he has a broken sword!
Abi - It must suck having to live life with a broken sword.
Ben - I would rather have no sword then a broken sword.

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