Alaskan Pipeline
by Duke Masters on Nov 01, 2006 06:11:43
Take a shit.
Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into
the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an
icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
Alaskan Pipeline
by Frank Snowl on Dec 18, 2012 18:08:12
A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a
snow bank to freeze
the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or
saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.
Alaskan Pipeline
by shadow_javelin on Jan 30, 2011 09:05:22
Grab a
love glove and drop a deuce into it. Now take the shit-filled prophylactic and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your
poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going,
ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.
Alaskan Pipeline
by mr.crosscountry on May 20, 2010 10:44:46
When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into
the freezer till
frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex
toy.
Example:
Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made
a few days ago and totally used it on
Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in
the dog house for a week.
Alaskan Pipeline
by PITITTY on Nov 04, 2009 23:54:02
invented by the
Eskimos, the Alaskan
Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the
cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.
Example:
If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform
the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super
powers
Alaskan Pipeline
by tbrmrg on Nov 06, 2009 11:18:38
Alaskan Pipeline
by I Fiend Cack on Jun 01, 2009 12:49:47
You take a shit into a condom, then
freeze it and
fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in
Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.
Example:
Guy 1: Yo,
this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline.
Guy 2: Really?
That's fucked up! When did you do her?
Guy 1:
Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!
Alaskan Pipeline
by Hollaback1212 on Jan 13, 2009 11:00:14
A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early
1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their
lover's desired
point of entry.
Alaskan Pipeline
by ScatManJosh on Feb 23, 2011 03:15:28
When engaged in sexual intercourse, the male partner takes time off
to take a shit; meanwhile the woman waits. The man freezes the shit, or can be already prepared, and
stuffs it up the woman's vagina - to
take place of a dildo.