defecating

Taking a big Shit.....oh Yeah!!!



defecate
Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.
Example:
Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop


defecation
The most honorable and at the same time relaxing and emotional action in a man's mean day.
Example:
I have been decorated by the Queen of england herself for having taken a crap in the royal bathroom. The most noble defecation of the garter


defecate
To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.
Example:
"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.


defecal
A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Example:
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!


defecant
Noun
Is a direct result of defecation. Not to be confused with dessicant, defecant is sometimes used during sex - scat. ITS SHIT!!!
Example:
"I just clogged your toilet with defecant." "This defecant taco is mighty tasty" "Mine pants are filled with defecant."


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