Example:
"Hello, friend! From what far off region do you hail?"

"lol alaska, asl?"

Example:
dude with massive hat: allright! another year the biggest and the best!

dude with slightly smaller hat: (something in muffled texan).

dude with massive hat:say what? Alaska is the biggest state now? where even is Alaska?

dude with slightly smaller hat: (more muffled texan)

dude with massive hat: oh no, OH NO, we're not the biggest anymore!

*kodiak bear bursts into the room and eats the texans*

Example:
Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.

Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.'

Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'.

Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'.

Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'.

Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.'

Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur."

Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money."

Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit."

Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend."

Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture."

Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland."

Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!"

Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours."

Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body".

Example:
Alaska is cold.

Example:
Girl: That girl is being a real bitch, but I can't help but to want to be her friend. She's so cool.
Boy: Oh, that must be an Alaska.

Example:
Alaska is a big but beautiful and rich state.

Example:
Wow that girl is Alaska

Example:
"oh Alaska..."

Example:
when you see someone from alaska they just turn you on, LIKE CRAZY!