Alf

Alf!The brown creature from the popular 80's sitcom of the same name. A certain Law & Order actor bears a striking resemblance to Alf.You might be stuck in the 80's if you still have an Alf T-shirt.



Alf
If you're 93 years old, you should know who Alf is. Actually, you should know who Alf is if you at least lived in the 80's. Even the 90's.

For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.
Example:
Danny: "I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD."
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"


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Alf
Animal Liberation Front. An unorganized group of persons who liberate animals from oppresion and bring economic destruction to the machines that inflict harm on animals. ALF "members" harm no animal, human or non-human.
Example:
25 beagle puppies were liberated by the Animal Liberation Front. The beagles were being held captive at a vivisection lab in East Millstone, NJ.


Alf
To perform oral sex on a woman (to eat out her pussy); term is a reference to the 80's sitcom character, Alf, an alien that liked to eat cats.
Example:
Bitch, your pussy better be clean, because I don't want to ralph after I alf.


Alf
To be sexist, racist, anti-semetic, sectarianist, ageist and every other adjective used to describe some form of discrimination.

All of these adjectives are contained within this word, no fewer.

Name derived from the 1980s/90s extra-terrestrial sitcom character.

Commonly used as an insult.
Example:
Person 1: Have you noticed how discriminatory Stephen has been towards everyone lately?
Person 2: Yeah. Let's call him Alf.


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