Bonus points

Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.



Bonus Points
While a passenger in a car, and you see people walking on the road, one yells, "Bonus Points", and the driver runs over, or threatens to run over the pedestrians.
Example:
Billy: Bonus Points!
Ricky: (Floors on the gas pedal)
The pedestrians leap int the snow off of the road.


bonus points
Phrase to yell out when somebody has done something so awesome that a one handed high five is almost an insult, therefore you exert them to a double slap. If a person yells this and does not receive the requested action they are currently the biggest loser in the general area.

note:not a fake def. just may have not have caught on in your area, i suggest you use it as soon as possible!
Example:
1. 1st time used(kinda stupid):
#1-"Hey,"
#2-"What?"
#1-"I have a question for you"
#2-"What?"
#1-"Do you walk to school or do you pack a lunch?"
#2-"What?"
#3(passerby)-"Dude! BONUS POINTS!!" (double high five occurs)
#2-"You guys are fucking idiots."

2. Modern Use:
ALEX-"Just do it"
JOE-"No, I'll get in trouble"
ALEX-"Wow Joe, you really suck at doing anything that involves balls"
BOBBY-"Yeah, accept for tea bagging"
ALEX-(to Bobby)"BONUS POINTS!"
(double high-five occurs)


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