may or may not be

Quite possibly the dumbest phrase ever. As if there could, in some other scenario, be some unknown third outcome other than the aforementioned two.



may or may not have
an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.

most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.

sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
Example:
Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.

Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.


Ji-May-May
Clairvoyant voodoo technique used by pygmy dwarves beneath Bhutan to enhance olfactory sensitivity that enables one to discern a person's thoughts through the smell of their sweat.
Example:
Girl one: Jesus fucking Christ, it's like she knows what I'm thinking all the time!

Girl two: this is because she has the power of Ji-May-May.


Friday May,22 - Friday May,29
BFF HOLIDAY!!!!!!!! Appreciate your bff these few days cuz this is the BEST TIME to do it
Example:
hey its may 26 its bff holiday lets hang out! ( Friday May,22 - Friday May,29 )


Jainka or (Jainkah)/ Mai Jainka or Mai Jainkah/Jainkas
All the words above all stand or mean buddy, or freind, or partner for white people. #whitepeopleslang

different ways to say buddy ! Jainkah, Jainkah, Mai Jainka, Mai Jainkah
Example:
examples: "Hey Brett" what's up, Mai Jainka! or " what the "man what the fuck you doing Jainkah? / Ay brady is that yo car? ay say word, that's Mai Jainkah, right there. or "Man my Jainka tommy go crazy!" / Me and my Jainkas finna dip. "All forms means buddy!" Jainka or (Jainkah)/ Mai Jainka or Mai Jainkah/Jainkas


May May
He’s a stupid loser that loves sucking booty. He’ll always make you happy and he’s really tall but for some reason wants to be taller. His favorite three words are “I DONT KNOW” he’s a big rat and even though he’ll make you happy he WILL make you mad sometimes but all those things are out of good intentions cuz he’s like that. He’s a big romantic and he loves making bracelets. He’s really good at drawing except when he draws people it looks creepy. His eyes are really big and he’s eyelashes are so nice . He’s a BIG LOSER again. He’s a smart Boy too. He loves playing Roblox. Also he thinks he’s a loner but every one will love him if they get to know him. He’s a little weird too and FUCK HIM!!! And love him at the same time. He has a lot of emotions and you should let him express it. He sucks. he’s a chill guy but he’s really weird still. ARGHHHHG May May. He hates when he’s bald but you should shave his hair when sleeping. But really he’s a special guy, he’s caring, he’s sweet, thoughtful, pretty and a whole lotta other things. Everything he does is so god damn attractive. There’s so much about him and one day you’ll find it all out. And he really is knows how to steal ahsuya’s heart!!
Example:
Your so fucking weird you must be an May may


May-may Jameson
gay.We all know it . Your not kidding anyone. Also dense .very very dense.
Example:
“how dense is this person?”

“May-may Jameson dense”
How gay is this person?”
“May-may Jameson gay


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