sperm bank

1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.



sperm bank
A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"
Example:
You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.

Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.


Mobile sperm bank
An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session
Example:
You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .


Mobile sperm bank
An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..
Example:
Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...


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