American Airlines

1) An embarrassment for the airline2) When airlines are comparing things, usually in a bad way



American Airlines
One of America's "legacy carriers" and the largest airline in the world by passenger-revenue-miles. Headquartered in Forth Worth, Texas. CEO is Gerald Arpey. Has hubs in Dallas-Ft. Worth, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, New York and Boston.
Example:
American Airlines: something special in the air. F-U.


American Airlines
The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.
Example:
Im glad American Airlines got my baggege out before I passed away from natural causes.


american airlines
(AA) An airline based in Dallas, TX. Operated flights from Dallas/Ft.Worth, TX, Chicago, IL, New York City, NY, Los Angeles, CA, Miami, FL, and San Juan, PR.
Example:
When was the last time you flew American Airlines?


American Airlines Halfway House
An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
Example:
I sat on the tarmac in Chicago for two hours only to end up in in an American Airlines Halfway House


American Airlines Halfway House
An aged, derelict, no-shuttle, far from airport, unclean, 1-star hotel begrudgingly provided stranded passengers. Passengers hover in this space as if halfway between a prison/homeless shelter with drug deals and other shady activity and the world the passenger knew before flying the friendly skies.
Example:
I sat on the tarmac waiting to go home, and ended up in an American Airlines Halfway House.


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