An Irish Tale
There was only one bar...A MILE LONG!They didn't serve pints...ONLY BUCKETS!There was only one
barmaid...FOR EVERY MAN!The guards came...A BEAN
GARDA!She was wearing glasses...AND NOTHING ELSE!She took me to jail..IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!They cost a fiver...I HAD A TENNER!There was a plant...A
HASH PLANT!It had no leaves...I SMOKED THEM ALL!AND that's the end...TILL NEXT WEEK!