barmaid
Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.
barmaid
A hot female who works at any place where beer is served. Usually has very big and juicy breasts.Barmaid
Example:
Every barmaid at the Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down
should be awarded first prize in the Irish Bartender of the Year competition
Every barmaid at the Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down
should be awarded first prize in the Irish Bartender of the Year competition
barmaiding
For a male to have a partner give them a hand job which simulates the act of a bar maid pulling a pint of smooth draught. The person giving the hand job, should pull the erect shaft to and fro repeatedly, as a barmaid would do, when pulling a pint.
Example:
Jess was barmaiding Ben when he shot his creamy pint of boddingtons all over her fairly average breasts.
Jess was barmaiding Ben when he shot his creamy pint of boddingtons all over her fairly average breasts.
barmaid syndrome
The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.
Example:
While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.
While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.