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punch bowl

When a female leaves blood from her period in the toilet.

punch bowl

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) on Jan 23, 2007 05:08:57

1. A bowl to drink punch out of!

2. When someone is taking a toke out of a pipe and you punch the bowl, in an attempt to bring contact between the toker's face and the burning weed! Only do this when the weed is some dirty shwag, or risk losing some nice grass.

Example:
1. Need a definition? Are you stoopid?

2. Cuno: How did you get that burn on your face?
Pita: That ass Mark punch bowl'd me yesterday, and it was MY fucking weed!

punch bowl

by Stephen from Sacto on Apr 11, 2008 06:26:58

When a women gets in the Hot Tube on her period. Thus creating a punch bowl effect with red water.

Example:
Suzi, do you want to go Hot Tubbing? No, I am on the rag and don't want to Punch Bowl your tub.

Punch Bowl

by Gdit on Mar 10, 2017 07:19:47

When you are at a house party and someone cloggs the sink and everybody pisses in the sink.

Example:
Yo dude, I totally punch bowled the bathroom sink.

Go fill it up .

shit in the punch bowl

by Doug Higbert on Oct 19, 2007 23:43:06

to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.

Example:
"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."

"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."

turd in the punch bowl

by Carl Willis on Feb 15, 2011 07:46:48

n. A person who spoils a pleasant social situation.

This metaphor is powered by a particularly vivid contrast: the inviting sensory appeal of a festive beverage juxtaposed with the revolting suggestion of feculent contagion. Therefore, labeling someone a turd in the punch bowl is most appropriate when the individual's deleterious influence goes beyond mere faux pas or nuisance behaviors, and rises to the level of deliberate offense for its own sake. Consider that the literal act of depositing or excreting fecal matter into a communal food-service container would be sabotage.

The punch bowl and the feces connote certain additional nuances. The former is a symbol of public community, as such dispensers are frequently encountered at parties where they become a focal point for interaction. Freud famously identified feces with aggression and the possessive instinct. Thus a turd in the punch bowl suggests rage toward, and / or the urge to conquer, a community or society as a whole. Defecating into a punch bowl is a very public act, in contrast with poisoning the well or laying an upper decker, which are generally surreptitious. In particular then, to be a turd in the punch bowl is to be a willful and attention-seeking obstructor to the success of a social community.

Example:
The turd in the punch bowl was Brian, who had to go rat out our awesome senior prank idea to the principal.

turd in a punch bowl

by Paul785 on Sep 28, 2007 07:24:53

Someone or something that spoils a good mood.

Example:
Person 1: That was an awesome movie!

Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.

Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.

Later on...

Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.

Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.

Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!

Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?

poop in the punch bowl

by JavaJaneOhio on Jul 10, 2010 10:04:02

1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.

Example:
Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?

turd in the punch bowl

by Joao Bufamarillo on May 14, 2005 07:19:02

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

Example:
Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.

fruit punch bowl

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin on Jan 04, 2019 07:36:39

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

Example:
12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

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