Ann Arbor
Ranked #1 place to raise a family."I am from Ann Arbor, Michigan. I know
what the Deuce is. If you don't, don't bother asking. I know more names for marijuana than you have friends, and every possible way to use it. I've done them all, and made up my own. Everything is a potential drinking game, and if you can't see that, you sure aren't from the same place as me. You wanna play
flipcup? Beirut? Quarters? Dice? You wanna get your ass beat? Bring it on. No,
I can't dance, no I don't care. You think the enemies of Pioneers are Indians? Think again, they're
River Rats. Welcome to the Big House, where we bleed MAIZE and blue, not
blue and GOLD, like every other college in the country. I know you know our fight song. Don't even bother trying to drive your car dowtown. You can't figure out the one-ways or parallel park. And we know you're out-of-town because your car isn't covered in bumperstickers. Yes, it's HAAHT in here, and yes, I'm taking a VAAHDKA SHAAAHT right now. At least I'm taking more than you. And what the hell is SODA? It will ALWAYS be POP.There is only one Ann Arbor, and kids from the Deuce are simply a different breed."
Ann Arbor
by huMI on Dec 10, 2010 11:53:52
1. The only place in
Michigan that truly understands
what the world is like.
This definition is used by residents of Ann Arbor.
2. "Six square miles surrounded by reality." This definition is used by the rest of Michigan.
Ann Arbor
by Hail to the Victors on Jan 13, 2006 06:43:52
Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the
winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e.
Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's the best you can expect from a
second rate education.
Example:
Joepa loses when he comes to Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor
by Themidwestsucks on Apr 04, 2022 23:07:49
Example:
Ann Arbor keeps taking out lanes of traffic and parking to paint
more stupid bike lanes that only get used 4-5 months out of the year by 5 people per day. Then these
tree hugging,
leftoid idiots will say “live closer” but nevermind the fact that a 3 bed, 1 bath ranch in that city costs almost $400K in addition to the high property taxes.
Ann Arbor
by Hail to the Victors on Nov 16, 2005 03:07:57
Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the
winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e.
Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's what you get from a
second rate education.
Example:
Joepa loses when he comes to Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor
by <3 GO STATE <3 on Jul 25, 2009 11:19:47
Example:
1) "
Michigan's a great state but the only reason I don't want to live there is because of Ann Arbor."
2) "She's so arrogant!"
"I know; she must be from Ann Arbor."
"Driving into Ann Arbor is like driving through
a wall of
arrogance. You can literally feel the arrogance.