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taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

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by HyaenusDominae on Aug 20, 2010 23:38:38

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

Example:
SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."

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by ???????????????????????? on Oct 13, 2007 04:55:10

The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.

Example:
Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.

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by Jason Witt on Aug 11, 2007 12:43:03

The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)

Example:
My taint started to bleed when I jumped on the seatless bike off the Empire state building!

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by mark knudsen on Jun 18, 2005 19:57:19

The raised line between and connecting the scrotum and the balloonknot.

Example:
..."paint my taint".....or "...taint yur asshole, taint yur ballsack!"

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by Tom Busch on Mar 07, 2005 13:58:52

It's Your Fleshy Fun-Bridge

Example:
Come take a ride on my taint!

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by supalude on Aug 30, 2005 03:48:46

its that lil flap of skin between your balls and ass, or your pussy and ass everyone has one
It taint ass and it taint pussy

Example:
anyone have some vagisil for my taint

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by Don C on May 28, 2005 04:46:01

The area between the ass and the scrotum. It is called "Taint" because it Taint your ass and it Taint your nuts!

Example:
His taint was mildly sore from the chaffing of his dance belt.

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by Mission185 on Sep 08, 2017 12:56:09

ety. (v) Taint is a whimsical distortion of "it isn't" > it ain't > taint.

(n) 1. The taint is the stretch of skin at the inferior surface of the perineum (bottom of the crotch). 2. In males the taint is the region between the anus and the scrotum; in females it is the region between the anus and the vagina.

Example:
It taint part of the pussy and it taint part of the ass; it's right between them.

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by Sir, Lord, And Master (SLAM) on May 08, 2011 00:40:49

A taint is the stretch of skin found only on women between the pussy and the asshole. The term originated from the phrase "taint an asshole and taint a pussy." In contrast the skin between the scrotum and asshole on a man is referred to as the "gooch" and first known usage is a reference to Bob "the gooch" Guccione the owner/publisher of Penthouse. His employees and acquaintances couldn't quite decide if he was more of an asshole or a dick, a general consensus eventually formed that he was both and "everything in between," hence the gooch.

Example:
Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole.

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