April 9

National fuck your friend day



April 9
any guy or girl born on this day better be held dear to your heart. They are going to be the best person and they have the biggest hearts ever but don’t fuck them over, if you do then good luck.
Example:
Guy: My girlfriends birthday is today!
Friend: Oh shit, April 9th? Damn you work good.


April 9
April 9th was the day the most baddest, goofiest, silly, extra, always ready, attitude, bitch was born and that’s period cause you can’t be her
Example:
Boy: what’s today

Girl: April 9 my birthday

Boy: oh shoot


April 9
People born on this day keep everything they do on a minimum when it comes to attention. No one really knows what the people of this birthdate do until it’s done.
Example:
Everybody I know who was born on April 9 move very silently.


April 9
National dark humor day the person born in this day is most likely to take after ther father more than the mother and is very funny with dark humor
Example:
Yo it's April 9 let's make dark humored jokes


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