Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem
Alien Ass kicking exterminator!
Duke Nukem
A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.
Quotes:
"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Quotes:
"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Example:
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?
Guy #2: Who's he?
Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?
Guy #2: Who's he?
Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem
Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice.
Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.
Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.
Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
Example:
1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."
1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."
Duke Nukem
Example:
"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"
"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"
Duke Nukem
1.)Another term for ''dolphin diving''. Mostly used in the Zombie section of Treyarch games.
2.) A complete badass. So full of badassery, he kicked a cyclops eye across a football field.
See dolphin dive
2.) A complete badass. So full of badassery, he kicked a cyclops eye across a football field.
See dolphin dive
Example:
1.) Dude! I just Duke Nukem'd under the lander!
2.) Ey! Did you get that new Duke Nukem game? I drew on that white board for hours.
1.) Dude! I just Duke Nukem'd under the lander!
2.) Ey! Did you get that new Duke Nukem game? I drew on that white board for hours.