BSA
BSA = burning swamp ass - a condition common in Kansas City, Missouri, whereby a person drinks copious amounts of Boulevard beer (which has an unknown secret ass-leak ingredient) and eats fiery hot wings from The Peanut. The next day after taking a healthy dump, burning swamp ass ensues and said person has to wipe their fiery hole on 15 minutes intervals for 2 hours after.
Example:
The beer and wings were great, Rob, but I've got BSA so bad it's making me sweat and tremble. Can you smell it, or should I show you the tracks on my skivvies.
The beer and wings were great, Rob, but I've got BSA so bad it's making me sweat and tremble. Can you smell it, or should I show you the tracks on my skivvies.