It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"

When you mess something up in a terrible and comedic way.

an insult after someone says something mean to you

New generation term for "Get Off My Case"

A term used by real dirty birds that are usually looking for more than just a lick to get to the center of her tootsie pop.

A one time popular phrase of the internet culture.

The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.

A woman wiping her ass from the back to the front, rubbing feces into her pussy opening, making it a cunt.
Milking vagina lips can be considered cuting a pussy as well.

A nice way of expressing a desire of oral stimulation.
Often used by woman, but can also reefer to a boy pussy.