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Baked Bean

Baked Beans

by Charlemagne1993 on Aug 09, 2017 10:37:33

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.

Example:
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head

Baked beans

by monkeybob on Nov 19, 2004 22:45:13

Delicious English delicacy often bringing about flactulance issues.

From "baked" meaning baked and "beans" meaning beans.

Example:
Baked beans give me the most frightful wind

baked beans

by vermilion123 on Feb 12, 2007 08:11:48

the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"

Example:
man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!

baked bean

by Paul Hopwood on Oct 14, 2006 20:22:52

A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.

Example:
It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.

Baked bean

by Dogging dude feeds pony on May 03, 2015 02:04:15

Brown clit burnt by the sun

Example:
I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that

Baked Beans

by jonah takalau on Apr 10, 2008 12:49:21

A can of beans which are soaked in tomatoe sauce for your eating pleasure

Example:
person1: are you a baked beans or spagetti person?
person2: Oh man definatly spagetti
Person1: Ewh get on the spagetti lovers side

Baked Beans

by Poopie Girl on Jan 22, 2009 11:23:31

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.

Example:
"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"

Baked Beans

by Matt Koontz on Oct 11, 2005 09:08:59

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Example:
Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

baked bean

by Dereik on Jan 14, 2010 02:16:33

Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

Example:
John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course

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