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Ball Syndrome

The slow but sure process of a girl becoming a slut, a druggie and a drunk. This usually occurs between freshman and senior years of high school.

No Balls Syndrome

by Gwiggy on Jul 14, 2010 07:47:39

To be stood over, to be pussy wipped, To be had by the balls

Example:
John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.

Balls Syndrome

by theTAman on Oct 27, 2010 14:05:37

We all know somone who continually dribbles verbal diarrhea also known as bullshit. These people suffer from Balls Syndrome. The individual cannot refrain from constantly stirring family, friends and co-workers.

Example:
Dude comes to work and says to co-workers:

"Hey fellas, have you heard of the Phillips Factor, I know this bloke who bought a take away cheese burger. When he bit into it 5 roaches jumped out. The guy then spat out the burger and snatched up his coke and skulled it unawares that one of the fleeing roaches landed in his coke and was doing the backsroke. After realising he swallowed a roach he then chucked on a waitress who then spewed on him...... true story"

This guy has Balls Syndrome.

small ball syndrome

by Archibald Octavian Reider on May 08, 2013 19:16:18

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood

Example:
"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"

Restless Balls Syndrome

by Oolagah on Dec 16, 2011 00:52:47

Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.

Example:
Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."

Itchy Ball Syndrome

by Japher on Feb 04, 2010 02:48:38

When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.

Example:
Person 1; I have ibs today

person 2: would you like me to help?

Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.

Saggy Ball Syndrome

by BallJ0ckeyTitsMcGee on Mar 03, 2010 22:22:36

When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.

skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome

Example:
When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.

Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"

Dick Ball Syndrome

by Tess Tickels on Feb 02, 2020 03:16:07

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping

Example:
Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!

Singed Ball Syndrome

by ffsb0415bitches on Jul 08, 2012 05:58:20

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.

Example:
1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.

Droopy balls syndrome

by daddyducker on Sep 03, 2011 21:44:31

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.

Example:
Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"

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