Guru

Guru is a typical Indian boy who is loved by elders because of his seeming innocence. His innocence is just an act as he is very freaky with his close friends. He is quite introverted and hates small talk. He loves to exercise and has toned abs, biceps and a firm butt. He is rumored to have a unusually big cock. He has a sexy look which makes girls go crazy but he rarely gets into relationships. His friends call him "Daddy" for some reason. He loves to read books an watch gory horror movies. He is a true crime addict and thinks about murder a lot. He is one of the best friends you can have because he is caring, supportive and emotionally intelligent. He has a magnetic personality which is because of his mysteriousness. He hates getting photographed and loves to cook in his free time. True to his name, he is very knowledgeable and loves educating people.



Guru

by FreeEpstein on May 04, 2021 17:56:02

someone who is an expert at gymming and is very fit.
Example:
Bilal: “that guy has such a nice back and sexy calves I bet he’s a Guru”


Guru

by AgentQ on Jan 18, 2011 10:51:13

Gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer
- side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, French sobbing noises, extra anxiety, sexual overload/sexual deprivation, /FOREVERALONE, and mild hysteria.
Example:
so about the guru... i have two options:

1. to suck it up and stop being a little bitch

2. leave her...
and the latter just won't happen any time and y'all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it's just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
I love my guru!


Guru

by Mummmy4714 on Nov 15, 2019 10:18:57

He is a loving and caring Indian boy who has the power to shape the world. He is a gift he also has abs.
Example:
Why is it so bright oh it’s just Guru


Guru

by Stylus on Feb 23, 2005 07:39:50

To correct "Sifu" it Guru stands for Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal".

One of the illest emcees ever. Still goin strong after 15 years deep in the game. Rolls with DJ Premier, forming the incredible hip-hop duo Gang Starr.
Example:
"My sense of self, and my mental health /
is much more powerful, than any hint of wealth." - Peace Of Mine ("The Ownerz" - Gang Starr, 2003)


Guru

by Badass60002 on Nov 19, 2018 01:09:30

Winner of many awards for example-

Badass of the millennium
Chickmagnet of the year
Chicks love this guy award
Smartass of the year
Smartest man alive
Sexiset man alive
You know you want to be this guy award of the year
Example:
I want to be Guru


Guru

by fishing maddddd on Feb 17, 2020 13:52:43

A man of excellence, intelligence and strength. He has a extreme knowledge of fishing through tacklestore's, life-time catches and providing advice on all boating and fishing subjects.
Example:
John - "Hey do you know where Matt is? Need help tying this knot"
Ben - "Yeah, the Guru is upstairs"


Guru

by Riversidekick on Apr 17, 2019 04:43:23

Spam Facebook Ads from people who have pictures of fast cars and big houses (on their wish list) who want your money so they can buy them
Example:
I am a guru and if you give me your money I will become rich from something I’m rehashing from the guru who conned me


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