Bammer

Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.



Bammer
Endearing term used to describe the fans of that redneck school in the northwestern Alabama town of Tuscaloser.

Most Bammers tend to find it insulting, although most Bammer haters tend to find it fitting.
Example:
"Who's that toothless, inbred-looking guy over there?"
"Meh, just some worthless Bammer. Give him a dollar so he can himself some booze."


Bammer
(adj); origin-California; a word to describe a bad or non-succesful noun and action booty
Example:
Damn cuz, her body is kinda freaky, but her face is kinda bammer youknowwhatimsayin?


Bammer
A bammer(s) is a sock(s) from the dryer with no match.
Example:
Honey our pile of bammers just keeps growing.

Him)My socks look like this because I'm wearing two bammers.
Her) Don't do that, or we'll continue to have bammers in every laundry load.


bammer bammer bammer
1. noun - A state of being so heavily intoxicated, usually from multiple days of drinking without sleep, that only a modified version of hammered will do

2. verb - To get into mindset stated above

3. celebratory - Mainly an exclamation about how hard you or someone like you is partying.
Example:
1. Polar Bear got me so bammer bammer bammered that they kicked me out of the bars...at 11:30 AM.

2. Fuck it just buy the bottle of 151. Tonight we're getting bammer bammer bammered.

3. Bammer bammer bammer, I'm fucking hammered!


bammer
1. adj. Lacking in quality, usually pertaining to weed or other street drugs.

2. adj. Qualitatively negative; bad; lame; shitty.
Example:
1. "Don't gimme no bammer weed - we don't smoke no shit in the SFC."

2. This shit is hella bammer.


Latest Searches

liberal elite, bombi, Sex juice, Larps, Redbull, marijuana, hottest, Civ, school class, mauled, bill gates, trust no one, end of story, DYSFUNCTION, Onlineness, Sheep, bower, DeWalt, Caribbean Crab Legs, on point, pod, gangsters, omni, disconcerting, power slide, like like, ass, assplay, Doryed, Yassss, Great Plains, im dumb, Filla, Geek, hello, im dead, Kiana, BADDIE, wy, Middle school kids, flailing, prick, Dander, dollops, blts, public schools, national pegging day, Ration, Cliques, gorge on, Sioux Falls, moi moi, A foo, the bozo, Calvin Coolidge, aaaaa, sjw, Irish Mafia, tiny waist, Hey B, Dryest, Ohio River, cruelty, Fuck me, dickhole, nesbo, nightmare, Sci Fi, horrorshow, The Brits, Cooch, sandwitch, uprights, seminal fluid, big dog, fell out, Mason-Dixon line, back in the day, Schvitz, assface, Wendell, Mister Rogers, why do i even, tenor sax, the midwest, embrace, fio, Shia Lebouf, getting dressed, megabitch, dinee, Tile, Rush Hour, South Dakota, Stop fucking cursing, clash of clans, the whop, noscope, lame ass nigga, the Regina, Death Note, e-sex, scarf down, naughty girl, french teacher, SNEAKY LINK, Kurt, ban, best of the best, phat, fierce, fawning, bite marks, Lovejoy, I kid you not, PUSHER, spreadsheetize, crowding, Broke-ass, goffik, Normal people, JERB, Non-Bro, sry, opt, lewd, Modelic, extreme sport, power metal, TORY, dillo, Erected, How bad, REACHER, orangutan tits, Floored, psytrance, jammy, yellowcard, Homer, you fine, pogi, pos, H to the Izzo, lonestar, Pathway to Possible, humor, Hirohiko Araki, Little girls, Backstory, happy as Larry, tribute, I r, inheritance poll, Liam, iPhone 3gs, the many, lonely settlement, gangsta shit, team killed, Stench, keeping it real, cappacino, Big boobs, our mom, weapon x, Vice President, Martyr, Sustainal, hang up the guns, Betts, gachatuber, SNIP SNIP, LX, Dema, chasing pavements, infernal, Fritos, PHILLED, GOO GOO, a gun, hour, LinkedIn, Jabbar, trauma, WWE Wrestler, CBGB, poorness, nice stems, Latter-day Saint, like a motherfucker, gooooood, no backsies, Christian hardcore, Grc, ima, donkeys, hata, riled up, pound me, precondition, bammer, liberal elite, bombi, Sex juice, Larps, Redbull, marijuana, hottest, Civ, school class, mauled, bill gates, trust no one, end of story, DYSFUNCTION, Onlineness, Sheep, bower, DeWalt, Caribbean Crab Legs, on point, pod, gangsters, omni, disconcerting, power slide, like like, ass, assplay, Doryed, Yassss, Great Plains, im dumb, Filla, Geek, hello, im dead, Kiana, BADDIE, wy, Middle school kids, flailing, prick, Dander, dollops, blts, public schools, national pegging day, Ration, Cliques, gorge on, Sioux Falls, moi moi, A foo, the bozo, Calvin Coolidge, aaaaa, sjw, Irish Mafia, tiny waist, Hey B, Dryest, Ohio River, cruelty, Fuck me, dickhole, nesbo, nightmare, Sci Fi, horrorshow, The Brits, Cooch, sandwitch, uprights, seminal fluid, big dog, fell out, Mason-Dixon line, back in the day, Schvitz, assface, Wendell, Mister Rogers, why do i even, tenor sax, the midwest, embrace, fio, Shia Lebouf, getting dressed, megabitch, dinee, Tile, Rush Hour, South Dakota, Stop fucking cursing, clash of clans, the whop, noscope, lame ass nigga, the Regina, Death Note, e-sex, scarf down, naughty girl, french teacher, SNEAKY LINK, Kurt, ban, best of the best, phat, fierce, fawning, bite marks, Lovejoy, I kid you not, PUSHER, spreadsheetize, crowding, Broke-ass, goffik, Normal people, JERB, Non-Bro, sry, opt, lewd, Modelic, extreme sport, power metal, TORY, dillo, Erected, How bad, REACHER, orangutan tits, Floored, psytrance, jammy, yellowcard, Homer, you fine, pogi, pos, H to the Izzo, lonestar, Pathway to Possible, humor, Hirohiko Araki, Little girls, Backstory, happy as Larry, tribute, I r, inheritance poll, Liam, iPhone 3gs, the many, lonely settlement, gangsta shit, team killed, Stench, keeping it real, cappacino, Big boobs, our mom, weapon x, Vice President, Martyr, Sustainal, hang up the guns, Betts, gachatuber, SNIP SNIP, LX, Dema, chasing pavements, infernal, Fritos, PHILLED, GOO GOO, a gun, hour, LinkedIn, Jabbar, trauma, WWE Wrestler, CBGB, poorness, nice stems, Latter-day Saint, like a motherfucker, gooooood, no backsies, Christian hardcore, Grc, ima, donkeys, hata, riled up, pound me,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!